Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009

scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

Slaussing

The Act of Getting Wasted (To Lose Your Vision) Verb

Its Friday Night ! Once I Cash My Check Im headed To the Bank and We Gone Be Slaussing !

by Sweeno October 2, 2015

smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.

Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces

by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017

Shmushing

The act of two men going Butt to butt while sharing the same two headed dildo, repeatedly pressing their butts together.

Dude... I just walked in on Doug and Darrel shmushing. I’ve never been so horny in my life!

by Monkeypuddin February 22, 2019

shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

by G-Funk July 17, 2003