shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating

bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

by fubgm May 31, 2017

shoot the snake

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!

That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!

by Budly Dog August 24, 2009

Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.

They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 22, 2011

Shoot your regular

1. When out on the town and you don't want to waste any of your solid rhymes on the average ladies that are eager for your company.

2. Using lines heard before to pick up 7's and 8's. No need to bring out the hollow points or full metal jackets if there are no trophies to bag.

AKA "Save your ammo!"

1. Yo Steve...it's Fish in a Barrel, so shoot your regular!

2. There are no dimes in this place. Just shoot your regular and save the ammo Bro!

by Rapp Master October 8, 2009

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

by spixn January 9, 2014

The scoots

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

by junghosocks February 16, 2018