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cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.
by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008
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slobberslut

what a woman does with strange men she met on public forums for the first date
Queensprfxrulz went away for a spa weekend, got stuck paying the entire bill just so she could be a slobberslut
by ilikeitontop213 August 19, 2010
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knob slobber

1. A euphemism combined with a metaphor: Knob: euphemism for dick head, penis (cf. "get my knob polished"). Slobber: visible pre-cum (pre-ejaculate fluid) emanating from the penis, so called because the fluid is clear and visually resembles drool or spittle.

2. By extension, knob slobber can also mean a dick head bearing visible saliva (spittle) from fellatio, together with pre-ejaculate. The combination of the two is also clear.

A related term is knob slob, a giver of messy blowjobs.
--"Timm pre-cums so much his knob slobber looks like a deluge."
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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Slobberknob

The art of combining multiple ingredients such as; mouthwash, toothpaste, deoderant, proactive facial mask lotion, jerkin's hand lotion, hair gel, and shaving cream, and applying them to either a feather duster or a broom and then smacking an innocent sleeping BETCH.
1.OH EM GEE! that BETCH just got slobberknobbed like no-ones business!

2. If dat bitch dont stop acting like a BETCH, she gon get slobbuhnobbed (slang version) typically used under the impression that someone is of the black ethnicity.

Box
Dog

Sheep
Sexy beasting

all examples of things you can slobberknob.
by Jellybean crappin moose February 27, 2010
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Shlobbed

To slobber excessivley
She really Shlobbed my knob
by AidsmasterG March 28, 2010
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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