slatty

sexy girl

torilea is a slatty

by youngbuddo November 6, 2017

slattsexual

you’re carti/ a vamp🧛🏻 ♀️

someone: what’s ur sexuality?

y/n: slattsexual

someone: wtf is that

y/n: i’m carti/ a vamp

by iluvwoman April 13, 2022

Slatting

To talk sluttily while chatting online.

I was slatting with him all day.

by Friendly B July 7, 2011

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

slantsplaining

Explaining how helping yourself in a selfish way that hurts others is somehow for their own good even though it hurts them and isn't you being selfish at all

The Slants are slantsplaining their decision to push for the legalization of hate speech so they can trademark their name to make more money off of it. At least Disney doesn't pretend like their trademarks are somehow benevolent.

by Notintoracism July 23, 2017

Slaets

Verb with Dutch origins that can only be used in the present simple (3rd person).

This verb is used in the fixed expression "it doesn't make Slaets", which means as much as "it makes no sense whatsoever".

*English*
I was just wondering ... Why do pizzas come in square boxes?
-It doesn't make Slaets!
*Dutch*
Ik vroeg me net af ... Waarom worden pizza's geleverd in vierkante dozen?
-Het Slaets nergens op!

by Flying Salmonella Beaver April 19, 2018

Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018