by Zoolook May 3, 2004
Get the Pork scratching mug.1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.
2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.
2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.
Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.
Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.
Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.
by CauSkimo April 1, 2011
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It's the feeeling you felt, a second after you felt you did something wrong and not knowing what going on..
"hey man, whatch'a shetching for!"
by mvet November 7, 2003
Get the SKETCHING mug.by Stuart Green April 17, 2003
Get the scratching mug.A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021
Get the Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers mug.Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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