bebe skip

1. Anything adorable or cute.
2. If a liquid is spilled on the ground, such as chocolate milk, bebe skip is also used to be blamed for the spill. It doubles as an imaginary chihuahua that urinates beverages.
Awh that boy is such a bebe skip!

(pointing at chocolate milk spill)
You know who did that right? Bebe skip had an accident.
by percypjackson April 24, 2009
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Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.
Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment
by Smartman23ass May 29, 2021
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Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago
Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings
by dicksey normous March 11, 2008
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Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
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skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.
Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.
by AlexCK September 02, 2008
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Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 18, 2022
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