skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.

Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.

by AlexCK October 20, 2008

bebe skip

1. Anything adorable or cute.
2. If a liquid is spilled on the ground, such as chocolate milk, bebe skip is also used to be blamed for the spill. It doubles as an imaginary chihuahua that urinates beverages.

Awh that boy is such a bebe skip!

(pointing at chocolate milk spill)
You know who did that right? Bebe skip had an accident.

by percypjackson April 23, 2009

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007

woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago

Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings

by dicksey normous March 16, 2008

Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009

Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.

Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment

by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021