The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

Tingletons

The jolly, tiny, invisible people who shake you when you get a funny tingling feeling. They also molest children under six whilst playing loud nursery rhymes.

"Oo-hoo-hoo! I just got a tingle from the Tingletons! How fun! Also, please lock the door to Jonny's room a-sap."

by HappybirthdayXXX February 1, 2009

Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.

Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?

by Marc Christian September 26, 2008

Daquavious Bingleton

Daquavious Bingleton: the pinnacle of power the strongest person ever Daquavious Bingletons power level is 9886965634656435698365436535656586564395865479863516573468346595983165983169813698613643654396545789999999i99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999e88989896942099999999999999999999999

Billy:HEE HEE HEE HAW that person is acting like a pure Daquavious Bingleton

by bigballsuckerdaddyfuckme1234 May 31, 2022

Singledom

The state of being single, not in a relationship.

That date was terrible! I guess I'll continue this stretch of singledom.

by MsMusicalMess October 12, 2015

simpleton

Different from the older usage, the newer usage of the term refers to people to over-simplify every concept.

Just like there is Asperger's that is a functional version of autism, a simpleton is a functional version of the idea of an "idiot-savant." A person who can be very smart but also over-simplifies everything.

A black-and-white thinker.

"Wow, that guy is a really great programmer, but he's such a simpleton when it comes to politics and economics"

by Meme-warrior March 18, 2017

Singlet chaser

A girl who loves wrestling and the boys who do it. A girl who will stand behind the wrestlers in their lives and help push them through the hard times.

Singlet chasers are amazing girls.

by Funky wrestling November 14, 2017