Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018

Simplicate

Verb.

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.

Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.

by Sarah_Clay July 24, 2008

smolicious

Something that is so smol, it needs another word.

The Syo cosplayer is smolicious.

by ShankyFox May 10, 2016

Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

Simoriah

What you call the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world.

I love Simoriah

by That_single_guy January 23, 2017

Simpling

A little simp

Dang this kid a simpling

by Devildogpup February 12, 2021

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004