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Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.
Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."
by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008
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gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.
Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!
by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008
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Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
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jessica symmonds

a girl thats innocent, sweet and a genuine person. shes the sensative type and seems to be very secretive. she puts up with alot in all fairness, has a very bubbly personality most of the time. when shes in a good mood the best person to be around in this world! the name 'jessica' she hates, no one else does. she gets upset by the little things, and she isnt afraid to tell people how she feels about things. she likes people to be there for her when she needs them, because jessica needs her friends the most. shes beautiful, inside and out, all the boys love her to pieces. shes lucky to have the life she has, jessica symmonds is that girl you want to be, after all, shes whats she calls herself, jess symmonds.
everyone loves jessica symmonds, shes that girl i wanna be
by thatgirlboom. October 18, 2011
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megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET
by MLS YEET April 19, 2018
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eric simmons

You are being an eric simmons right know.
by bobdenero February 15, 2018
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