Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016

Come at me sideways

Someone who assumes you did something you did not. When someone pops off at you without proof.

Larisa cussed me out for something I did not do. I told her to not come at me sideways.

by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009

bugger me sideways

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens

well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming

by flite November 24, 2003