shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010