Shwayed

To get really drunk. Derived from "shwasted" derived from "shit, I'm really wasted"

Wow I got so shwayed last night I hardly remember anything.

by Dustytrail August 3, 2013

Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

shaveless

someone whose beard is so long that there is no way in the world he will be able to shave it ever again

Carissa grew her beard all her life and now its shaveless

by abeda September 24, 2018

Shmavemgisum

A type of fish maybe or you decided to type in a bunch of random letters or you just sat on your phone

1.watch the majestic shmavemgisum swimming through the crystal clear water
2.oops I sat on my phone and it typed in shmavemgisum

by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020

Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

by BaldHamster December 16, 2021

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Rip shave

When u only shave ur knee because u r wearing ripped jeans

I really couldn’t be bothered to shave all my legs today , so I did a rip shave!

by Chaz & GT January 26, 2019