Shwittering

Tweeting on the toilet

I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.

by wotyballz April 17, 2014

shitterino

shit, but in italian.

hey dude! Come look at this shitterino! It have to be at least 5inches thick!

by im the shit master January 9, 2018

Shittening

When your day is going like shit, but you still don’t trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 14, 2019

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

Shutting up

The act of not talking or reciprocating words from one's mind.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Dababy paradox?
Person 2: Have you heard of shutting up?

by Cum #1738 April 26, 2021

Shittening

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.

Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.

by vibrazy September 16, 2021

Smattering

A variety, or small group of something.

The infographic piece uses a smattering of both literary and visual techniques to convey the author's message.

by qwertyenglishman September 21, 2022