scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008

scramble

For a large group to quickly seperate in various directions to avoid consequence. Often used when an illegal action is in progress and the authorities arive.

ex. -At the scene of a fight.
boy 1: THE POLICE ARE COMING! EVERYONE SCRAMBLE!

by IcePyro May 14, 2007

schramming

Repeatedly slicing small pieces of a dish so you can keep coming back and not have to wash the dish.

Joe quit schramming the cake.

by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

ip scrambler

A program designed to make it more difficult to track a users surfing by bouncing requests off proxies.

I use an IP scrambler to bypass the 160 ip hit per day limit on Urban Dead.

by Reavance October 12, 2005

Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

scramble time

The phrase "scramble time" is used to described someone who's face is so ugly that it can only be compared to scrambled eggs.

When a person says "scramble time" it is often occumpanied by waving an open hand in front of the face with the back of the hand facing out. Thus mimicing a spatula mixing scrambled eggs.

"Your face is scramble time!"

"Hey scramble time! Go back to God and ask for a side of bacon!"

"Alright stop................It's scramble time!"

by Bizzzle November 24, 2006