Shmingled

Ever get so wasted that words can't describe your state of mind? That's being shmingled.

friend - man timmy, you look wasted dude!
timmy - dude, I'm !@#$in' shmingled...

by mr.dudeson February 5, 2009

Schpingle

1.) When emotional feeling surpasses the means of communication, and all that can be uttered is "Schpingle"

2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings

3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"

"After ripping the bong, all I could do was lie back and schpingle out."

"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."

"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.

by schpingle-heimer June 10, 2011

Shpongle

n. the male member

Jon was angry at Tim and slapped him with his own shpongle.

by Mad Hattr January 13, 2003

Shit on a Shingle

Wow!The roof of that house looks like S.O.S.!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

jingle for my shingle

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling

Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

by janghulofasreta September 23, 2007

shit shingle

its when you let out a crap and its in the shape of a rectangle, hard and crusty

i found a shit shingle on my pillow last night

by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004

shmingle

Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

by Kinkerbell & Klan October 14, 2006