You're the shit if you can pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. You're the shittiest if you can do a stoppie with a supermodel riding bitch.
Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!
Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?
Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!
Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?
by Smiley1eye March 11, 2008
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It is a sad existence to be a 13 year old shartist on deviantart posting pictures of characters from whatever franchise he adores have their feet tickled only to have them be mocked by his peers.
by Henry Seltzerberg January 19, 2015
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by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 5, 2021
Get the shortstop mug.An attractive female. This is derived from the use of the word, shotty, in reference of reserving something that is up for grabs. Attractive females are referred to as shotties due to the fact that they are quality and you want them reserved for yourself.
by Andrew Penn December 19, 2007
Get the shotties mug.A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.
After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.
by Phylliss February 25, 2008
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