Definitions by Phylliss

shortstop 

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

shortstop by Phylliss February 25, 2008