shamboozle

A farce or sham intended to defraud or swindle. To use smoke and mirrors to scam, to fool, to cheat, to deceive, to delude, to hoodwink, to mislead, or to dupe an innocent, ignorant, inexperienced, or naive victim. Usually used in retrospect with a sense of humor.

"Judge, there was no gas leak in our home the night my flight came in early. It was all just smoke and mirrors to buy time so he could sneak his mistress out the back door. Don't let him shamboozle you, too, with his stories."

by BuffaloGalWNY September 14, 2016

shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.

Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"

by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014

shambolic

Something that is symbolic of a sham.

In a strange, unintended and utterly shambolic way, Beckham's embarrassing absence in his first year has actually prolonged his honeymoon period.

by Peter Rocks November 20, 2007

shombokulea

The most african name you can think of.

Dude is ur name shombokulea?

by Mr Dnalaelc January 4, 2021

Shambozie

Anytime you hook up with your ex-girlfriend.

Ohhh, Mike... pullin a shambozie!

by JoeMuel July 23, 2005

Schomboner

An erection that was caused by an attractive homosexual or homosexuals.

When I saw him I got a schomboner.

or

When those girls kissed I got a schomboner.

by Tatony! July 3, 2008

shombitch

a noun. a "shombitch" is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shombitch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.

Wow did you see that shombitch in class? I almost threw up all over myself.

by David Loftus March 31, 2009