Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

shomari

a person who shakes, scratches and has achieved white lips by doing to much crack.

that Tyrone Biggums is such a Shomari

by jobba jobba February 25, 2005

shomer cayleigh

a tradition where men can't touch those named cayleigh

daniel couldn't touch cayleigh because he is shomer cayleigh

by johnny buckland October 2, 2011

Shomik

A gay incel 15 yo kid. He is also very short.

A: Look at this kid who is he?

B: That's that faggot Shomik he probably gonna shoot up the school.

by yeetedbylife October 19, 2019

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

shomari

A person who sits in front of a house all day on a porch and snoots cocaine all day.

"Get out of here you god damn shomari's"

by jobba jobba May 13, 2005