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Shmoopee

An adjective expressing empathy for someone who is sporting particularly outlandish facial hair and pouting.
When Pauly showed up looking all shmoopee, I felt bad for him, but couldn't help snapping a photo for Facebook.
by House Of Fu January 2, 2008
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Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.
Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.
by AlBauce April 11, 2019
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Shmoody

A woman of desire, a woman of essence.
Ive never felt so strong for someone before. I love you, my Shmoody.
by meeehoy July 8, 2021
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shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.
Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!
by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018
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shmomoe

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.
Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...
by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005
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Shmool

A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.
Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
by Quad Girl May 13, 2010
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shmoo

1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)

2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.

plural - Shmoon
1. "look at her shmoo"
by Monkau December 10, 2004
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