Shmegma

An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.

Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.

by WammerJammer22 November 4, 2017

shmeggnog

A mixture of eggnog and smegma promoted in movie theatres by Coca-Cola

Coca-cola has really gone down hill since they introduced shmeggnog

by saltcityjohn April 21, 2018

Shmeg Cheese

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

shmigdaddled

When your higher than giraffe nuts or when the weed is beating your ass so bad you have no choice but to sleep.

Dave: Yo, the cyph last night had me smacked.
Dan: lmao, you were shmigdaddled on the couch for the rest of the night

by JakNDax February 10, 2020

Shmegmagetti

Spaghetti with Smega as the sauce. Tasty and delicious if I do say so myself.

Pretty sure Shmegmagetti pretty self explanatory.

by TheActuallyJojoSiwa May 1, 2021

Shmegle

Currency I made in school cuz I was bored.

LeBron needs half a shmegle to buy a McWettuce.

by me4president May 13, 2021

SHMIGER

shmiger is a nigger so white ppl cant say nigger but can say shmiger

HEY my shmiger

by Nigga i saved you July 18, 2021