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Shakes tiny fist

An expression of frustration, protest, anger or outrage, that is generally understood to be futile. Frequently used online, in the third person, by someone writing about himself or herself.

Possibly arising from the lyrics of "Lucky Ball and Chain" by They Might Be Giants (1990):

"I can shake my tiny fist / And swear I wasn't wrong / But what's the sense in arguing / When you're all alone?"
Mike352: This is too hard for me!

JohnChen: That's what da5id's mother said last night.

da5id: *shakes tiny fist*
by Xadism June 9, 2009
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shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.
by jaughter June 27, 2010
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peach shaker

A peach shaker is a delicious beverage consisting of a vanilla milkshake and peach schnapps. Mostly peach schnapps.
Peach shakers can often result in drunk dialing Albanian boys and Mexicans in South Carolina.
by FIrmface September 9, 2009
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Intersectional Shakedown

Protection racket where disadvantaged groups, whether real or perceived, sell protection from false hate accusations for concessions from others.
What?! They wouldn't accept you in to college because your test scores are bad? Just give them the intersectional shakedown and tweet that it was racism, sexism and homophobia.
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
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shake the pig

A term referring to a piggy-bank meaning;

1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;

2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;

3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.

Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
Crap I'm out of gas money! Guess it's time to shake the pig.

I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.

I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
by J.S.H.T. October 4, 2010
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Shake this Spot

1. To leave an area, place or space. 2. To remove yourself from a hostile situation. 3. To leave a boring event.
1. Yo blood, it's about to go down, so let's shake this spot.
2. This party is weak, let's shake this spot.
by Wongstradamus March 7, 2014
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