nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

gassy shit

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

by lavazza July 27, 2006

Pure cash shit

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.

“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice

by Holdsteady11akaAnneMarie December 3, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

shit-filled

This has no definition, it just would be really funny in the urban dictionary mug sentence.

Get a shit-filled mug for your second-cousin twice-removed Charlie.

by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock

stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019