shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

shitstick whistler

Derogatory term for a gay man, or an insult implying homosexualility.

Suggests fellatio on a penis that has been used for anal intercourse.

Look at those shitstick whistlers holding hands.

by droopy dogg May 1, 2009

shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer

Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.

by Blaqk May 6, 2009

Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

by danandmash. January 10, 2011

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

When no grill cheese

me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021

ShitStain

A person who's complete and utterly disgusting, smells like cigarette smoke, is arrogent, thinks that if she bore you she can kill you, and drinks boxed wine.

I mean, who drinks BOXED wine?!

Christina L. B.
.........................

by Royal Rainbow!!!! April 1, 2005