Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023

Shit Pit

1. A pit of shit or other human waste.
2. Slang for a toilet.

P1: Damn, I need to take a shit.
P2: Just use that shit pit over there

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

by t-rud February 16, 2023

shitpie

n. An expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a pile of shit? What do you make with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"

"My kid's flunking Algebra for the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but two words allows for superior written emphasis)

by Moe hisownself April 8, 2007

shitnitzle

your personal shit shiznit shitzle shit

Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo.

by Nookie McDoogle October 4, 2007

shitpig express

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

by miloby August 11, 2009

shippity

shippity is a polite way, devised by dominian republicans, of saying "shit."

a grandpa: "i ran over your bike. i didn't see it laying on the driveway behind my car."

a grandson: "shippity!"

by erzulieloo January 16, 2011