Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

by Sopdiedop January 12, 2008

human suitcase

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

by Jake2z March 1, 2011

shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!

omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!

by karanna January 19, 2008

suitcase booze

Packaged, unopened liquor that is at least 20 years old. It is found from the basements of the elderly and must be transported by suitcase.

Yeah man, I brought this dang ol' bunch of suitcase booze. YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW!

by buttmuncher April 26, 2006

Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011

Mr. Suitcases

A man who is so muscular that he cannot lower his arms beyond 20°, i.e., it seems as though he is carrying two large, invisible suitcases.

Mr. Suitcases: "Do you even lift?"

by Jackmerius Tacktheritrix February 23, 2013

human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

by sfnaln March 6, 2011