Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009

shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitannia

Derogatory term for England.

"Fuck you limey, go back to Shitannia."

by Murdahrous April 9, 2006

Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!

Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!

by Tom Casey December 30, 2003

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma

The test results sent him into a shitpanic

by Don Franklin October 28, 2007

shitcaking

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake

Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.

by soccerhoney January 29, 2008