you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

by Beccie May 3, 2003

shittingdicknipples

A horrific picture in which a grotesquely "healthy" (fat) female sits. Her nipples are replaced with dicks, which are, well, shitting. I shit you not.

"Her nipples are dicks that are shitting!"
"Shittingdicknipples."

by Aeroclasher August 28, 2008

shitting and walking

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

by nonyo buzness February 18, 2008

Shittin Fire

When you have had too much Hot sauce and have a hot shit (literaly)

Boy Aaron I have really been Shittin Fire lately

by PreciousPals July 31, 2006

shitbib

those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.

"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".

by hans jobe January 11, 2009

shitting

Shitting - Not being serious, Joking, fooling, pissing around.

# I just ate a bug.
* Ur shitting me!

by Never mind the bollocks October 16, 2006

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004