swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 11, 2006

Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.

Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!

by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

by kookystill March 21, 2010

swimmer

Usually the most fit athletes since they use all their muscles while training. Swimmers are known to have big penises. Swimmers are confident in their body by wearing tight swim suits. Swimmers are known to have big penises. They usually are hydrophilic individuals with a certain feeling of hydrotrophism. Swimmers are known to have big penises.

Hey, look at that swimmer swimming over there with his big penis.

by J-Peg June 11, 2006

fast african swimmer

A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.

"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."

by Sean1 June 11, 2006

Shimmorabilia

Souvenirs collected from gigs by Shimmy Rivers And And Canal, such as flyers, tickets, setlists, sandwiches, saxophones etc.

"This Shimmy Rivers And And Canal poster has been really lovingly drawn, in keeping with Stolen Recordings' hand-made æsthetic. I must rip it off the wall and save it for the nation! Along with all this other Shimmorabilia."

by Oliver Levy September 24, 2008