shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 24, 2013

Shampizz

n. The white foamy substance formed on the top of the hands after shampooing the head/hair.

Tommy used Shampizz to clean the other patches of hair on his body.

by Austin Bizer March 19, 2009

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

Shampoo Scavenge

When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.

"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) June 4, 2010

Shampoovalanche

When all of the assorted shampoo and body-wash bottles fall off of the shelf onto your feet after being bumped when taking a shower.

1- "Man my toe hurts."
2- "What happened."
1- " I was taking a shower this morning and got hit by a shampoovalanche."
2- "Ah, I hate when that happens."

by captainwill July 9, 2010

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

Sempiawkward

When something feels awkward for eternity.

"The elevator ride was sempiawkward because the person next to me farted and I had to wait for 6 more floors."

by CringingLaugh February 26, 2017