smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

Shexting

Sexting but both parties are in the shower

Me and quandale dingle were shexting last night, it was so hot

by figgy swift May 6, 2022

shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.

Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."

by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005

Sething it

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it back in their ass.

I'll be sething it tonight with Mona, she drink all the damned coffee this morning!

by Comatose-Bat July 2, 2012

Scathing Scorpion Sandpit

When your partner shit in a mixture of oatmeal and kitty litter and then your partner proceeds to lie in it on her stomach whilst hanging her ankles above her torso like a scorpion. You then proceed to layer your dick with hot sauce before penetrating her.

Joel was very contempt with normal sex tonight but Samara insisted they try out the Scathing Scorpion Sandpit, as it was part of her culture.

by sozboz November 1, 2015

Shearing

When two really hairy lesbians scissor.

I heard them shearing through the wall last night.

by PHREADD November 8, 2017

Shealing

Sharing + Stealing a facebook status or comment, = Shealing

I was shealing dude's FB status cuz it was funny as hell.

by Jypsy Jool August 29, 2011