The name given to all gold hair green eyed angels after being stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The first was a gold winged angel that god had created for his own pleasure. He named her Gold and instantly became infuated with her flawless beauty and the sweet taste of sin. During day 43 of God and Golds whiskey and angel dust fuled fuck fest, an asteroid struck the earth. Realizing this bitch was bad news for the universe he was responsible of he did what any god would do. With tears in his eyes and Buck Cherry "crazy bitch" blairing threw out the heavens. He snorted one last line off of her ass that was so perfect he'd never be able to create another like it. Ripped her gold wings from her back and threw her to earth. Followed my her golden wings and his diamond tears. He then set a new law in heaven that any angel born with gold wings will not be named and shall be stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The law was known as Scentenced to Humanity Afore Winsomness induces Nympholepsy in the Almighty or Shawna. This is why any man that is lucky enoughf to find a Shawna instinctual gives her a ring made of gold feathers and diamond tears.
Shawna get naked and make me a sandwich.
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Shawnee Mission East Kid1:Dude, brah, you wanna go to the plahzah and get some awesome new shirts at Halls for Monday?
SME Kid2:Brah, yeah I do! After that, lets go get drunk and cruise around Prairie Village
SME Kid1:Awesome, brah.
SME Kid2:Brah, yeah I do! After that, lets go get drunk and cruise around Prairie Village
SME Kid1:Awesome, brah.
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Get the Shaneamaled mug.Shawnar is a guy who is like no other. Someone you can tell your deepest secrets to. Someone who will be there for you whenever you need help. He is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he'll treat you like family. Shawnar is a type of person who doesn't like to flash his money around yet when the time is right, will buy the most expensive of gifts.
Girl, isn't Shawnar such an awesome guy. I was feeling down and he texted me saying he noticed me sad. I told him how I felt and he made me feel better.
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Get the shawna kiloran mug.the proper version of “Shaniqua”. usually a lightskinn girl would get this name. a “Shaneaque” can be crazy, aggressive & sensitive all in one. she has a natural mean mug or “resting bitch face”.
“Why she look like that? Shaneaque always got a resting bitch face.”
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