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Nympholepsy 

to suffer from a rare ailment whereby one experiences severe and debilitating seizures from the endless pursuit of sexual encounters. Much like an orgasm, but with more terrifying and violent endings than that of the common orgasm. Found rarely in women, as men tend to possess more of the genetic triggers that can cause this impairment. Difficult to diagnose at first glance, but quite obvious when encountered. Signs of nympholepsy include rigid arms, legs, genitals, fingers and toes, as well as bent wrists, ear to ear grin, rapid convulsions of the hips, followed by sounds not found in any language on earth. Nearby, there is usually a woman with goddess like features, curled up naked in a fetal position in the corner unsure of what is happening. When this syndrome has been found in women, they are usually perched frozen upon a male companion's genitals as her seizure has caused severe tightening of the nether-region and clamped down securely.
Great word………and if you want to see this condition in person, stop by my office at your convenience. The woman curled up in the corner in a fetal position with goddess like features will remain anonymous! Then stop by later and witness the female goddess in a state of Nympholepsy. No pictures!
Nympholepsy by puregenious October 6, 2010
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nympholeptic 

One who falls into a trance while oogling the opposite sex, usually in public with girlfriend/boyfriend present. These men are also usually addicted to pornography.
My nympholeptic boyfriend drools over every attractive woman we pass....
nympholeptic by Samantha & Chris November 21, 2006
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nympholepsyitis 

Randomly falling asleep and having sex. Miming having sex while sleeping. Symptoms might include feeling sore in sensitive areas, random bruises that you do not remember getting, and vivid sex dreams.
"I didn't get a very good night sleep last night, I think I might have nympholepsyitis.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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