shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

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Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

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shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014

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Shabina can be quite dirty minded when she has to , to make her friends laugh . She is very beautiful and very loyal to anyone... But she never backs down when shes in a fight . Shabinas best feature is her long hair which she messes around with to also make her friend laugh . No one is more funnier than a shabina

Toby: whos that pretty girl messing around

Jeff : oh its shabina shes so funny but cute :3

by Arianabunzie May 14, 2015

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