Shark

A tool with a faux hawk

Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.

by MclovinFagol May 01, 2008

Shark it

To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.

Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"

by DrChelso August 28, 2011

Shark

How you describe someone you want to fuck.

Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

shark

a crack fiend that walks around the neighborhood allnight looking on the ground for rocks

1) man did you see that shark pacing up and down the street last night

by Passion November 30, 2003

shark

aquatic version of a cougar; also a cougar that tries to hook up with you at the beach.

damn look out for that shark, you mom wouldn't approve.

by supercalifradilisticexpiallydo March 02, 2010

the shark

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...

by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008

the shark

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

by Reginald Flumpkin July 08, 2006