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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
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SEXPISS

to violently eject, or ejaculate a long plume of creamy white semen onto oneself when thinking about sex, occasionally (but not always) taking the squirter by surpise
E.G.
JOHNNY BUMSEX: "This fit bird was bending over on the tube, and i had a funny feeling and did a big sexpiss right there in my pants."
by JOHNNY BUMSEX January 23, 2004
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sexDic

The Dictionary in which sexy words are defined by geek, guru, gay.
by Khin Maung Oo July 15, 2009
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sexpesting

verb: the act of pestering a desired future sexual partner for sex when they are unwilling. Can be both playful and/or annoying
Steve: "oh my God, did you guys see what Jase was up to last night?"

Martin: "Oh yeah, he was sexpesting Lucy and Kim all night!!"
by X1MTE May 13, 2005
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sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.
Bill is a total sexperv.
by Mallory January 6, 2004
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Sexdigger

a Sexdigger is one whom cons another into a relationship with the facade of intending love and be commited his/her counterpart, yet having the true intention of only using him/her for sexual reasons, and their own selfish sexual gain.

A Sex Digger has also been called:
"The biggest cunt in the universe"
"B" asks out "K", keeping her from "N" who truely cares for her, "B" is only interested in getting in "K's" pants.

"B" is a Sexdigger
by ChefNico March 5, 2007
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