sexage

a sexual massage.

Rick had a collection of scented oils for his sexage sessions with his lover.

by photomoto September 15, 2009

Swage

An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.

"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"

"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"

by Ron E. Questrian April 18, 2014

Swage

describing something totally awesome, cool, sweet; anything good

Wow dude, that picture is so swage.

by ActionJackson777 March 3, 2011

sexage

A type of erotic sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I got some major sexage.

by Ilik February 18, 2008

swager

Someone who is original with ideas and styles. Someone who is confident. Someone who has the personality of someone with a big dick.

Your just a swager jacker, i'm a certified lamborghini instant cadillacer.

That nigga has swager.

Obama gots swager.

by obamahasswager March 9, 2009

anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005

sexagenarian

A sexually active person who is inbetween 60 and 70 years old.

Your grandmother is a sexagenarian.

by Roxanne April 14, 2005