shootin' blanks

When a male ejaculates but there is no sperm
i wanted to glarbonize on her back, but the whole night i was shootin' blanks
by Ilik February 18, 2008
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sexage

Dude, last night I got some major sexage.
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plush-poking

to poke your penis into the fatty flesh of an obese white woman
i couldnt get any last night so i went around the club plush-poking
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creative juices

an imaginary ejaculation of sperm in ones mind.
Once i hit 80 i had to get my creative juices flowing.
by Ilik February 18, 2008
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