moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog

"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.

by Danmit April 9, 2009

Serena

is one sexy mysterious girl that every guy wants. She acts bubbly on the outside, but has a hidden dark side that is so evil and so sexy it makes everyone partially terrified and partially turned on. A Serena seems innocent, but is crazy hot in bed.

Don't mess with her, she's a Serena.

-Dude, dont blow us off for a girl.
-She's not just a girl, she's a Serena.

by gorDdaMAKK May 1, 2010

If u seek amy

1. F.U.C.K. me! (read it out loud)
2. brilliant song by britney spears from her new album, circus.

lyrics to if u seek amy:
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to F.U.C.K me

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn December 9, 2008

seek 'n strike

a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.

Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.

by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009

Serena.smd

Girl with large following on Instagram, she’s really pretty but kind of a dumbass

“Omg sis did you see serena.smd’s New post?”

“Lmfaoooooo hell no she never posts so I just stopped looking”

by sluttytreebranch March 11, 2019

seek your soul

use soulseek instead of asking where to download/listen to certain music, asking for a download link, etc.

see also: seek it with your soul, seek within your soul

person 1: So am i supposed to pay for this in order to hear it?

person 2: Just seek your soul...

by theopening March 3, 2021