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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!
by eda-skip November 1, 2021
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sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.
"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."
by warren November 26, 2002
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8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, lean in close and whisper "I have AIDS" and then grab her ears and hold on for 8 Seconds, this is also known as a bull riding term.
Dude I missed it by like a second!
by Emoworm May 7, 2005
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59 seconds

something that won't take more than a minute.
" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."
by D-black July 24, 2007
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30 seconds to mars

Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.

Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.

They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...

'Should I?'

...
'No. They suck.'

or

' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.
by jellybean1988 October 21, 2010
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fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it
My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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5 Seconds of Summer

Band members: Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings , Ashton Irwin and Michael Clifford started by posting YouTube videos of themselves doing covers. They gained more popularity when going on tour with One Direction. They started Sounds Live Feels Live tour shortly after their album Sounds Good Feels Good was released.
When you are reading a Wattpad fanfic and
someone says something about 5 Seconds of Summer:

Me: 5SOS af
Stupid Girl: What is 5SOS
5SOS fam 1: get outta here
5SOS fam 2: You didn't just say that
5SOS fam 3: Oh My Hemmo, what areyou doing with your life gurl...
by xoxo Meg July 23, 2016
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