by P9Futebol March 8, 2023
Get the Sándor Kocsis mug.The act of refusing to do one's business at a public restroom until it is completely vacant. This often leads to a standoff when there are two parties who are trying to be modest.
I had just gotten situated on the can when someone ran into the stall beside me. A Stall Standoff was made for 10 minutes until I just couldn't hold it anymore.
by albinorineo June 16, 2012
Get the Stall Standoff mug.A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.
Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.
by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014
Get the titty standoff mug.When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.
by kn13 January 27, 2016
Get the poo standoff mug.A giant nerd. They will try to deny that they are a nerd, but nobody believes them. Because it's not true. Someone that smart with such nerdy glasses should be able to tell that they are a nerd. Likes: J J the Jet Plane, Apple Pi, coding, and pretending that they're not a nerd.
by ActuallyImSatan February 21, 2017
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Get the Lewis sando mug.An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
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