Scrumpled

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

by hi August 4, 2003

Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.

Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.

by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

scrappler

one who is skilled in both the striking and grappling arts. The term is normally used to refer to MMA or mixed martial-arts fighters who train in Muay-Thai and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu disciplines.

"UFC Lightweight Champion BJ Penn, is the best scrappler in his weight division."

by thisisnotmeok August 6, 2008

scrambler

while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken

when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs

by josh2010 August 6, 2011

Scrumble

Huggable. A cross between crumple and squish, used affectionately like a hug.

You're my little scrumble bunny!

by Bob8954321 November 22, 2006

scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008