screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

Mana-Screwed

A situation in the card game "Magic The Gathering" a player does not have an acceptable amount of lands throughout the whole game

DAMMIT! I have been totally getting Mana-Screwed this game.

by Evilbob3424 June 14, 2009

screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by nine February 21, 2004

egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

SCREW YOU

Said either jokingly or when someone's honestly annoyed with you. Means GO THE HELL AWAY because I HATE YOU. Or, simply, eff you. Similar to WHATEVER or EFF OFF

Karm: Dude your boyfriend's effing hot.
Sue: Screw you.

by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003