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Scratch

Verb: The self-stimulation of a female's external reproductive organs, especially through repeated back-and-forth motions. This word is most accurately applied when the female is getting a "quick fix", and masturbating through her undergarments. "Scratch" is both a description of the motions involved with, and sound produced by this word's proper execution.
"Jane, I'm heading into the bank for a second, will you be okay waiting in the car?"
"Sure, Sue, I think I'll just scratch the snatch for a bit... take your time in there."
by PiltDownMcMahon March 7, 2008
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scratch

1. (n) A term for cash money, paper, skrills, etc.

2. (n,v) Term used to descibe the act of a disk jockey reversing the rotation of a vinyl record for split seconds to create a 'scratching', or 'rer-rer!' sound.

3. (adj) Used to describe nothing, emptiness, or voidance, as in the words 'nul', 'nil', and 'none'

4. (n) Another name for crack cocaine, in its base form, before being cut.

5. (v) When one's reputation is lowered after an embarrasing act or rumor.

6. (v) To kill someone. See lay out, hit, or off.

7. (n) A term used in the game of billiards (pool) to describe a technical foul in which a player hits the white cue ball into a pocket.

8. (v) To forget, disregard, or 'never mind'.
1. You made any scratch this month?

2. Damn! That DJ is scratching that vinyl like a mofo!

3. Man, you ain't got scratch!

4. First we deliver the scratch, then they'll cut it for us.

5. Ya'll fools can't scratch me!

6. Oh, yeah, Miguel? He got scratched just yesterday.

7. I scratced after trying to get that 4-ball in the corner pocket.

8. My mom's a WHAT?! Scratch that, homie.
by Dre February 11, 2005
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chicken scratch

Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting.
Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.
by Foxy June 17, 2003
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scratch that dirty neck

A nice follow up to a traditional burn of sorts. Used mainly in the early to mid eighties.... It's up to you guys to bring it back!

Basically, picture what someone looks like after getting burned.... Head down, scratching the back of their neck in embarrassment... So sad.
Scenario:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded! SCRATCH THAT DIRTY NECK!
by Mike Cirami August 31, 2006
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scratch.mit.edu

A website in which many use but IS CRAWLING WITH BULLSHIT 6 YEAR OLDS THAT ONLY PLAY POPULAR GAMES AND US OLD GOOD CODERS EGT NO ATTENTION FROM THWE BULLSHIT KIDS THAT JUST CLICK ON THE FIRST GAME THY SEE
hey class get on scratch.mit.edu and make an original project:
Class remixes griffpatcchs games
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Nigger scratch

Bad graffiti, such as that thrown up by a gangmember with no talent.
"Man! Look at all that nigger scratch on your wall!"
"I know, I need to get some Mexicans in here that care about their art."

"Looks like 2-Loc put up more nigger scratch on your property again"
by Sqquirrel August 19, 2013
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flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.
There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.
by rick p May 30, 2006
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