screwed, blued and tattooed

The process of becoming a full-fledged sailor -- have sex before going off to sea, get dressed in a navy uniform and then you get a tattoo.

I use it to describe my summer...Got laid, got drunk, got ink done.

This summer I got screwed, blued and tattooed.

by Tuna Box December 4, 2007

Screwed

What we all are if Hillary gets into the White House {see: intern, liberal, cheat, loser, carpetbagger}

If Hillary gets into the White House we are all screwed.

by wordmaven October 16, 2005

Screwed

When Emely takes a turn on scrabble

Zack can not take a turn, therefore he is screwed

by LemonBear July 28, 2014

ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.

shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004