Screamer

A dump so violent and satisfying you can't help but shriek when it comes out.

Every time I go to Chili's I end up doing screamers in the bathroom from the beef

by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

jelly screamer

1)A jelly screamer is when u put jelly on toast n u scream cuz u did the perfect amount
2)when U cum n she keeps sucking

Example 1)
*applies jelly to toast*
*screams in high pitched voice*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY TOAST
Example 2)
I was laying down and she gave me a jelly screamer

by Canucoconot July 9, 2015

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D January 26, 2016

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

mexi screamer

A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.

We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.

by Miltythecheese July 3, 2017

lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over

"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"

by waldildo July 29, 2018

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019