Schmankeniggerst

A darkly skinned sperm cell from Germany with a funny moustache

Look at all the schmankeniggerst that he ejaculated on the picture of Hitler

by Hehehaha2754 December 16, 2024

Shpank

A verb describing something that's not this week, but the next

"Hey im going skiing shpank Saturday if you wanted to come"

-Hey next Tuesday im busy
-Do you mean Tuesday this week or next week
-Oh my bad shpank tuesday

by BigxtheBoy June 2, 2025

Schwank

Sitting and wanking with your friends

When you tell your boys to come over and you sit around doing nothing, your schwanking.

by schwanker101 June 13, 2025

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Den Schlanken

"Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.

Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.

by BBoyFortniteDance March 7, 2020

Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025