Schnassage

A massage for a Schnauzer dog in which he greatly enjoys it and possibly stairs creepily into your eyes wondering where the night will go from there.

I gave Fritz a Schnassage and then he stared deeply into my eyes

by Rossinator14 May 4, 2010

schnapple

used to replace words like "shit" or "fuck" when in harsh situations.

you forgot something "Ahhh schnapple!"

something flies by our face "What the schnapple was that"

by MemoIsCuban November 21, 2010

schnast

1) ugly

2) gross or disgusting

Very commonly but not exclusively used to describe the physical appearance of a person

An alternate form of schnasty

1) Him: I'm watching a chick flick right now. "In Her Shoes." Sexy party girl Cameron Diaz screws up the life of buttoned up and prim and proper Toni Collette. Very well-shot and edited. Great sound editing. A very UN-maudlin script.
You'd hate it. :-):-)

Me: of course. mainly because cameron diaz is schnast

2) Dude, you put hot sauce in your Dr Pepper? That's schnast!

by Pahn December 10, 2011

schnasied

Overanyliezing a joke untill it is not funny. Which brings it too a new level of hilarity

He really schnasied that one.

Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew. Boyscouts come back from camp. Get it because of the holacaust. They killed 6 million jews. In Concentration camps. Which is why its funny cuz they went to camp.

He schnasied the hell out of that joke

by msumtheatre December 1, 2011

schnapple

when someone tastes something and rolls a taste around in their mouth while making mouth noises

i schnapple'd because i was trying to determine whether the food tasted good

by samueltehstonerino May 31, 2016

schnaust

my dead cat

my cat schnaust is dead

by nickhelmsmn July 27, 2017

Schnappchats

a fan page on Instagram for noah schnapp. probably the best stranger things account to exist and THE sweetest owner. kiely deserves the whole world and I love her with my whole heart and soul

I love the owner of schnappchats!!

by schnappchats August 9, 2018