schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

by ChrisWu August 25, 2008

schizowebphrenic

Someone who suffers from WMPD (Web Multiple Personality Disorder) and has different personalities portrayed depending where on the web they're interacting with others. First appearance of the word was on Stalking Venus.

Someone who is schizowebphrenic would portray themselves one way (maybe their real personality) on their blog, while on a virtual reality platform, like Second Life, they may portray a completely different person (or even gender).

by DeemsB December 19, 2008

schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

schizophrenia

a mental disorder which sets in during late teens to early adulthood in which the afflicted experiences delusionary imaginings or sensory hallucinations (hearing voices etc) in acute cases. Common medication for schizophrenics is risperdal, dosage depending on severity of condition. With the support of family and friends, a schizo can live a normal life. But he must seek treatment. Most schizos refuse to seek treatment and, coupled with paranoia their denial and suspicion that medical treament is an attempt to attack their character/standing as normal person further aggravates their condition. Like diabetes, there is no cure for schizophrenia. Its effects can be reduced/tempered, but never completely eradicated. Strong hereditary/gene trends.

I only knew i suffered from schizophrenia when i was well into my late 20s. And i resisted treatment initially thinking that it was a conspiracy to do me in. Now i am on medication and things are better, but it comes and goes. But at least now i know what it is when i feel that way.

by peter cushing February 10, 2007

schizo

1.(noun) Another term for someone who is schizophrenic or just plain insane.

2.(adjective) Describes someone with the same meaning as above.

1. "Damn, I think I'm schizo..."

2. "That is one stupid schizo bitch."

by ash the psycho November 5, 2005

Schizofrantic

To become emotionally impaired by an event which causes that person to act out of control

That makes me schizofrantic

by Mic Mechanic April 30, 2011

schizo

noun. A slang term for a person whose personality has schizophrenic features. Can be used as an abbreviated, but still unoffical, term for a true schizophrenic but more often is used pejoritavely about a person who displays erratic behavior. See also nut case

adj. Displaying schizophrenic or mentally deranged behavior. See also coo coo for cocoa puffs

n. Courtney Love can be a total schitzo some times.
adj. Tom Cruise went totally schizo on Oprah.

by matt sigl June 11, 2006