Scheisseweizen

The term for a beer consumed on the toilet while taking a dump.

I needed to keep my buzz going while shitting, so I downed a couple Scheisseweizen.

by HarryPooterScooter January 7, 2023

Scheisse

Scheisse is a word from the language called german thats mean beautiful

for example your food taste like Scheisse, you are Scheisse you chould name your child Scheisse

by ABSM#2005 June 30, 2023

Shenisser

A girl who stands to pee, wether she has a tool to assist her or not. These tools include the shenis or the shewee. If a woman does not have tools, she should spread her legs, and pull the front of her groin up so the urine squirts straight ahead. If this is not done, then urine will fall straight down and soak and pants, thongs, pads, or underwear that may be sitting between a woman's legs.

When Jill found out that Mary was a shenisser, she was greatly intreagued. She watched Mary urinate many times untill she had the art down pat.

by kikidancer December 26, 2009

Scheizner

A scheizner is any object, mostly one containing mechanics such as any vehicle, a lighter etc.

Man: "When do you put down the scheizner?"
Steward:"The plane goes down in 20 minutes sir."

by uneman March 24, 2011

scheisstabben

When you accidentally close your web browser and have to reopen all of your tabs.

Scheisstabben!!!!!

by b00ger August 17, 2017

Schessed

Adj, the state of being so high off of hallucinogenics or multiple substances that you will no longer view reality the same afterwards

“I didn’t even realize I’d get Schessed off of that much”

by FuckedUchiha November 15, 2018

schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult

Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.

by Galindanna March 6, 2019